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nprime, the story goes on.
"The next few monts the bass teacher waits for the student, but he never came to learn.
Accidentally, teacher meets him in the street and asks "Why you never came to third, fourth etc lesson?"
"I've been so busy on my tour"
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Soon after Stevie Ray Vaughns helicopter crashed he was being given a guided tour of his new home by the devil who said "look stevie it's not too bad down here and to show you we care we've set up a nice studio for you "
So in they go through the double doors and they came into this beautiful acoustic space stacked to the roof with marshalls ,tweed fenders ,mesa boogies... you name it .Just as stevie was thanking the dev for his kindness in came Hendrix and John Lennon and said "hey Stevie" picked up their axes and started noodling quietly away in the corner .Marvin Gay came in and said "good to see ya Stevie ...I'm happy to do backup for you with my good friends here Dusty Spingield and Edith Piaff". Entwhistle came in wiping his nose just as there was a crash over in the corner so he went over and picked Ray Charles up out of the drumkit and led him to the Rhodes where Ray said " Man that was a fine sounding kit I fell over there... whose playing ?"
Just then Karen Carpenter walked in and said "oh thats me "
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On 2003-06-08 10:06, paulrmartin wrote:
I'm in:

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine-shaft?


A-flat Minor...:smile:
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?


A flat major.
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Last time at the doctor...
"I´m sorry but you´ve got three weeks left, only"

" Oh dear, from what...?"

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Last time at the psychologist...

The psychologist wants to make an experiment, he invites one philosopher, one mathematician and two roadies.
For the experiment, there are three black boxes, the psychologist put the philosopher into the first, the mathematican into the second and the two roadies into the third box, together with two perfect crafted metal balls for each box.

After three days he starts to open the boxes.
First one, the philospher sits cross-legged in his box and the two balls circle around his head in a perfect orbit.
Our psychologist is fascinated and opens the second box. The mathematican sits somehow absent minded in his box and the balls are piled up one above the other, perfectly.

With great expectations the psychologist opens the box of the roadies.
They lie asleep in a corner, one ball is broken and the other one is missing.
After the psyhologist wakes up the roadies and asked them what happened, they lift their hands into the air and shout "we haven´t made anything"


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