"Hello Royston, is that your bike outside?"
"Erhm...yes?"
"It's now lying on its side on the pavement..."
*internal groaning*
True enough, it had been twatted pretty damn hard as it had almost ended up upside down on the pavement. A brief inspection has revealed:
Bent front mudguard
Scratched fly screen
Left front indicator punched through headlamp bracket
Scratched clutch lever
Scratched left rear indicator
Scratched left rear indicator bracket
Bent rear mudguard
Both exhausts scratched
Broken reg. plate light
Scratched clutch cover
Scratched and bent rear brake lever
Handlebars possibly bent
*sigh*
Now I am in a quandary - do I get it fixed up on my insurance and pay the £250 excess as well as lose my no-claims bonus and get my premium bumped up, or do I pay for all the above myself..?
No note left or anything, just a hit-and-run job. I reckon it must have been a largish truck/lorry as a car hitting the bike that hard would have left bits of car on the road for sure.
It's still rideable though, so I can get home this evening! Worst part is that I'd arranged to take a nice lady out for a ride this Saturday (met her at a friend's wedding a week ago or so). Nuts!!

I love bikes, but they seem to hate me...never anything but bad luck and huge expense.
This is now the fifth time my bike's been twatted by a car causing it damage.
Perhaps I should be used to it by now?

Royston