Please - Hijack this thread

Shroomz~> · Post by **Shroomz~>** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:31 am

It's just an interim nick, while I'm conjuring up something more respectfull. In the mean time i'll get off topic in the true tangential nature of the thread:

This bloke went out one night to a night club. He met a beautiful woman there. So he starts chatting to her. After an hour of conversation, she askes him to go back to her place. They get there and he tells her that he's a virgin. She say's 'no problem, I'll show you'. The first thing she does is a 69er and she tells him what it's called. A few seconds into it she lets the biggest fart let rip. The bloke says 'Fuck this I'm not sticking around for another 68 of those'.

I've always enjoyed that position, but never worried about farts till now

pseudojazzer · Post by **pseudojazzer** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:42 am

On 2005-08-25 03:22, darkrezin wrote:
I think George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Tom Wolfowitz and Tony Blair are really great people. I was so wrong before - I invited them round for tea and biscuits and they proved to me that they are really top chaps. We played backgammon and had a pleasant chinwag.

Sarcasm will get you everywhere

when they came round for tea and biscuits i hope you spiked them!
... all i'm saying is that bombing blair ain't gonna solve the world's problems, although a little torture would be nice maybe your name could be "torture blair next"? That could infilct some of his own medicine back on him!!

Counterparts · Post by **Counterparts** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:51 am

pseudojazzer wrote:
bomb blair next...
whilst i have no regard for what ol' tone has done or not done for this country (and others) i still don't think bombing him is gonna do any good for anyone - in fact it would probably martyr him - and that would be even worse!!

Might wipe that annoying smile off his face though...

Shroomz~> · Post by **Shroomz~>** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:54 am

pseudojazzer,

Sarcasm will get you everywhere when they came round for tea and biscuits i hope you spiked them!

Hehe, let me know if they're coming over again darkrezin & if you like i'll send you some very special biscuits for the occassion.

although a little torture would be nice maybe your name could be "torture blair next"? That could infilct some of his own medicine back on him!!

i'm thinking.... tic tic

[ This Message was edited by: BushBasher on 2005-08-31 07:07 ]

Shroomz~> · Post by **Shroomz~>** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:12 am

Went fo a more 'localised campaign'

Shroomz~> · Post by **Shroomz~>** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:24 am

[ This Message was edited by: TortureYourLocalMP s on 2005-08-25 05:25 ]

Shroomz~> · Post by **Shroomz~>** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:36 am

'TortureYourLocalMP s' was too long (too much typing)

Shroomz~> · Post by **Shroomz~>** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:40 am

Does this lot qualify as a hijack then narly, or were you thinking more along the lines of 30 reply posts worth of drivel..?

Shroomz~> · Post by **Shroomz~>** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:21 am

Hehe, it *was* it bit ruff

Me, creative, never

ChrisWerner · Post by **ChrisWerner** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 3:49 am

This morning I discovered that I must be a musican thoroughly.
While I brushed my teeth with my electric tooth-brush, I began to modulate the accuring noise with my mouth and played folk melodies in this way.

A live vocal filter, if you want....

Oh dear. Try it, makes fun, really.

Shroomz~> · Post by **Shroomz~>** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:58 am

You could sample that & mix it with the sound of a real toothbrush in action then add gargling & spitting samples & the sound of soaking your toothbrush and flicking the water into your microphone

samplaire · Post by **samplaire** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:50 am

On 2005-08-10 17:40, garyb wrote:
you can always mod the case...

There are many ways to:
(1)

or more sophisticated:
(2)

[ This Message was edited by: samplaire on 2005-11-23 03:57 ]

Post by **garyb** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:49 pm

esactly.

next to nothing · Post by **next to nothing** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:44 pm

i kjinda want to be rich, but i dont want to work. i want to invent things but everything is invented allready.

MD69 · Post by **MD69** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:45 pm

If I buy this computer, will I have the "Tube" sound?

Michel

samplaire · Post by **samplaire** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 6:40 am

yes, but you'll end up with pci overflow...

MD69 · Post by **MD69** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 1:06 pm

Too bad I thought I could have the light show for free!

Michel

Zer · Post by **Zer** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 4:15 am

samplaire · Post by **samplaire** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:09 pm

On 2005-11-24 11:48, stardust wrote:
could be also a basic glassy sound

With a bit of luck it could be the P. Glass sound

Liquid Len · Post by **Liquid Len** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:48 pm

How come when one bulb dies, the whole friggin chain goes out? It's been 25 years, can't they fix such an obvious design flaw?