Jesse Ventura

[dawman]

http://www.mydigitalfc.com/news/al-mart ... r-dies-176

A local guy who was the ultimate block of Velveeta died recently who had a disco here and he use to come out and sing in the Gazebo w/ a spotlight, with no announcement. All of a sudden the music would stop and this old cat would come out and try and serenade the women.
We would go there to eat as they had the fattest Pie ( Pizza ) in town. I mean 4 links of Salsiccia ( Sal-Zeet-sa ) Garlic crust, suace from heaven, and enough cheese to smother someone....awesome.
Anyways, he started singing one night and we didn't know he was but realized it was Al Martino ( Johnny Fontaine, Godfather ). Well he started singing to my first wife and getting all romantic and shit, and she started laughing. Well our bassist didn't know who the guy was so he starts pointing and laughing and calling the guy Johnny Dark ( SNL ) and we were asked to leave and couldn't even get a to go box for the Pie......
Hell if our Bassist would have stopped pointing and laughing we could have stayed, but old Al gave him the death stare, snapped his fingers and security immediately were all over us.
That would have been a priceless video...
Hey any Birthdays in the house................................How's your steak ?...........................Hey what town you from..?

Chinga Cunado...

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[garyb]

yup, superheat a portion of the upper atmosphere and move the jetstream. cool!

[siriusbliss]

a little electromagnetic steering from satellites (reports of blue flashes over the ocean) and you're good to go

Greg

[dawman]

Wait until you see the Nevada episodes.
Ospreys were strictly made for the Marine Corp, but they fly up and down the strip to pick up Area 51 employees every Monday and drop them off on Friday.
Wow, a Government job with free housing.
This state is the epitamy of classified.
I have had more electro-magnetic interferrence like watches and speedometers cease functioning when I drive through to Tahoe. Since 1985 I noticed this especially when I drive through SW Nevada.
Take a look at these 3000 underground bunkers that aren't in use anymore...........yeah right..

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I pulled over to take a piss there one night and there's no Barbed wire or anything visible. But a new Commanche chopper which I could barely hear was soon zapping my vehicle.
My watch and speedometer stopped working until I was into the Indian Reservation 6 miles away, where I was then pulled over by Indians in an SUV w/ flatops and shotguns. I felt weird as I was the longhaired savage and they the new Calvary. After a quick search I was gone. BTW, they don't need an excuse to pull you over, they are seperate from the Government and supposedly own their land, which by the way is beautiful. No starving Injuns in the Shurz tribe of Walker Indians.
Instead of being angry at all of the theories and secrets I rather like it as I feel well protected.
I watch dozens of Raptors fly everyday, can hear and see the bombs and rockets at the Nellis Bombing Range, Ospreys and Stealths everywhere, and Legal prostitution......what's not to like..
These corporations and especially Dubai International are all going bancrupt even though the Casinos are raking in the dough. They sell out every weekened but the weeknights are not what they use to be.
I hope the Mafia gets back in so we can show these poor CEO's how you make money.
Political correctness destroyed old Vegas. Dealers were all georgeous and got to keep their tips. Then the IRS came in and made everybody split the tips and pay taxes on what they estimate you made. Now we have ugly, poorly dressed Dog Meat as the Government could fuck up a steel ball. Now everyone makes just a little bit of money, no more high rollers, ugly moronic dealers who are all gambling addicts. This is what happens when Socialism hit the strip.
Thank God when you leave Disneyland and go to the privately local owned properties like the Palms, there are actually women to look at, celebrities and parties, live bands instead of the all white jacketed Fillipino groups singing I've been through the Desert on a Horse with no name.......................Jeez.

[next to nothing]

and if you connect the dots it becomes really disturbing!

[netguyjoel]

BRILLIANT! SIMPLY BRILLIANT!

[garyb]

wow, ntn...you ARE good!

[dawman]

That's ingenious.
Every so often NTN comes through in a big way...
The LFO Draw Modular patch, and now this.......
You're on a roll brotha' man.
S|C should use that and put some UFO's photoshopped in ................
Out Of This World..................