Does Communication at the White House worry you?

[Neil B]

Thought you might like this little conversation from the White House:

George Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi : Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi : Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi : That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi : Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi : Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi : Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi : Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi : Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi : I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi : That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi : Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi : Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi : That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi : Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi : No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi : Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi : No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi : Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi : You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi : You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi : Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi : Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi : And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi : Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi : Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi : Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

[Spirit]

Love it ! Just gets better as it goes along. Reminds me of "Who's on first ?"

[Herr Voigt]

A really funny long-version of "Who is Hu?"

[Nestor]

Crazy funny!

[garyb]

not funny.true.

[coc999]

I hope that on other planetz of this galaxy they have some better leaders.
I hope martians wont stop on planet earth they could have a big hallucination:)