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Re: Please - Hijack this thread
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:15 am
by Zer
Re: Please - Hijack this thread
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:05 pm
by garyb
mormon girls are the first that do. a lot.
Re: Please - Hijack this thread
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:52 pm
by Zer
It`s probably a matter of how to do safer sex

Re: Please - Hijack this thread
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:14 pm
by garyb
i doubt it...
it's just what they say before they do it.
Re: Please - Hijack this thread
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:18 pm
by Zer
well...so I probably should get a mormon babe....abut hey...what shall I do with my beer then?
Re: Please - Hijack this thread
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:35 pm
by garyb
what will you do as a mormon?
mormon girls give it away, but not for free....
you'll be baptising the dead and documenting your entire geneology in no time.

Re: Please - Hijack this thread
Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:17 pm
by Zer
Re: Please - Hijack this thread
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:09 pm
by Gordon Gekko
this is for you apple lovers:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/a ... olutionary
yeah, it's quite geekish but still fun
Re: Please - Hijack this thread
Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:05 am
by Zer
"a giant button" hm...do they mean it for sure or is it some kind of joke?

Re: Please - Hijack this thread
Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:11 pm
by Gordon Gekko
"nothing's more simple than a single giant button"

Re: Please - Hijack this thread
Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:19 pm
by garyb
i like buttons.
Re: Please - Hijack this thread
Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 2:56 am
by Zer
Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a £10 note.
When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the £10 note and stuck it to his bum cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a £20 note.
She called the guy back, licks the £20 note, and sticks it to his other bum cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us,
my third friend pulls out a £50 note and calls the guy over, and licks the £50 note.
I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately,
she just stuck it to one of his bum cheeks again.
My relief was short-lived.
Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me. Now everyone's attention is focused on me,and the guy is egging me on to try to top the £50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?
The woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his bum, grabbed the eighty quid, and left!!!!
Re: Please - Hijack this thread
Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:04 am
by Micha
Hope our beloved platform will survive and join the raising empire.
Micha
set interest to zero
it does not matter if empty mailboxes fall off certain islands...
Re: Please - Hijack this thread
Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:06 am
by Zer
Re: Please - Hijack this thread
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:59 am
by Zer
Re: Please - Hijack this thread
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:52 am
by Zer
Re: Please - Hijack this thread
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:06 am
by Zer
Re: Please - Hijack this thread
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:11 am
by Zer
Re: Please - Hijack this thread
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:42 am
by Zer
Re: Please - Hijack this thread
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:41 am
by Zer