Please - Hijack this thread

[Zer]

the last I can take. That's urgent and an offer! Somebody may fit the needs.

[Zer]

Love Allies! Please bomb Dresden once again, but this time with german thoroughness.

25000 are a no go - 500 000 are a deal!

[Zer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96dWOEa4Djs

[Zer]

http://pics.nase-bohren.de/whonowork.jpg

[David]

The ULTIMATE in Women's Body Piercing...Biggest turn on for guys!

Men all over the country (no one I know) are Urging their wives and Sweethearts to get this 'chic'
Procedure. The going rate on The east coast now exceeds $10,000. Many men feel it is worth it.

[David]

Maybe instead of Geeks in the last frame, there should instead be a musician at his keyboard or a band even

It could happen

[garyb]

well, unfortunately, all those examples are AGENTS of civilization. just because they terrorize the common man, doesn't make them enemies or adversaries of civilization(though THEY might think they are).

the warriors are using STEEL which is ONLY the result of civilization, and the geek's computer requires no comment. one can't destroy civilization with more civilization(the goths, vandals and huns left ORDER behind, after they destroyed order. ordo ab chao). you can, however destroy PEOPLE in and dependant on, civilization.

[Zer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxZy0ZukxVM

[Zer]

[David]

What do you call a rich TV Psychic?

A happy medium


Maybe if it's a 'call in' show, they answer the phone - 'Hello caller, you've reached a happy medium'

[Shroomz~>]

A Duck visits his doctor.
The Duck says - 'Quack Quack'
The Doctor replies - You're supposed to say 'Doctor Doctor'.

[Shroomz~>]

An Iraqi journalist hailed as a hero in the Arab world for throwing his shoes at former US President George W Bush has been jailed for three years. The man first stepped into the limelight when it came to bare that the authorities were hot on his heels...

[Shroomz~>]

You lovers of the English language might enjoy this .

There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is 'UP'. It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special. And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP .. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night. We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP , look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions. If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP. When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP. One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP for now, it's time for me to shut UP !!

[Zer]

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-it-crowd
click friendface

[Zer]

[valis]

[Neutron]

image

[Zer]

If I don't like the look of something I just cover it over with duct tape - (another answer: ) That could make you rather unpopular with a lot of people. Especially people you don't like the look of.

[Zer]

[Zer]