Please - Hijack this thread

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

1. In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

2. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

3. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

4. By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v".

5. During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer,ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

Zer · Post by **Zer** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 1:47 am

newspeak edit.

Zer · Post by **Zer** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:54 am

Iphone

MikeRaphone · Post by **MikeRaphone** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 1:22 pm

It's all good Zer,
and most of the stuff you post really makes me laugh, but it would be an extremely good idea to take off the picture of a certain prophet and a little girl, because muslims do not live in stone ages anymore, as a matter of fact there are top notch hackers among them waging e-war against various American government institutions, and i would really like to see this forum keep on going in peace(as it is my favorite place on the web) which will not be the case if one of them spots your post. That's one and very practical reason.
The other being it's an inflammatory post, and there's absolutely no need for it.

With best regards,

Stefan

Post by **garyb** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:08 pm

besides, i know that he's either an eu parliament member or us senator in disgiuse...(i can't tell which because of the disguise)

Zer · Post by **Zer** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:18 pm

MikeRaphone wrote:It's all good Zer,
and most of the stuff you post really makes me laugh, but it would be an extremely good idea to take off the picture of a certain prophet and a little girl, because muslims do not live in stone ages anymore, as a matter of fact there are top notch hackers among them waging e-war against various American government institutions, and i would really like to see this forum keep on going in peace(as it is my favorite place on the web) which will not be the case if one of them spots your post. That's one and very practical reason.
The other being it's an inflammatory post, and there's absolutely no need for it.

With best regards,

Stefan

I won`t do that. In fact this is a test... I citisize every monotheistic religion.
An fact is, in germany, in france, in holland, in great britain and i ndenmakr the most dangerous people for fredom and democracy are the muslims.
And yes they are in fact a bit behind...because the wahahabism is there live style. A quarter of all murdes in germany are honourkillings. And this is a fact.
I`ll never surrender.
Take a christian bible with you when you are going throug a city in Saudi Arabia and see for yourself.
The only thing which could better the situation is to be strict. Tolerance is only made for the rudes. When a female german judge judges the sharia and not agerman law, the the hole shithouse is ging up in flames. And when I see our government reacting I can`help puking. Give a dime ther and give a dime there....oh please you lovely hamas...drop no bomb in berlin we`re giving you 40 milliards ...and what are they doing with the money?
What are the fact of afghanistan? ahhh those honroable warriors of god...get to germans who are building up your infrastructure...kill one take care of the next...get the most out of it.. there comes the mercedes...just as it has been built only for you. No way! Point out what it is The only thing you can do if you`re a muslim is to take religion less serious which is impossible for the masses.
But I will never surrender! You may want to do it. Probably you like your wife at home wearing bags and shutting up. But that simply can´t go for the masses at leats not in a western country. And I´ll not surrender to that...uhhh..by the way...didi I point out, that since our troops are in afghanistan 97 % of all heroine and cocaine comes from afghanistan? Just count erverthig together it perfectly adds up.

Post by **hubird** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:39 pm

I'm sorry to say but you're missing the point.
No need to explain the right of freedom of speech to us, we know already

I immediately knew this picture could give big trouble, and I just had to wait for the first post pointing that out (I let it to someone else).
Your 'courage' is gratuit, as it's Planetz (us, and in the end John) which carries the risk...which is a serious risk.
Would you post it on a site runned by yourself, with your phisical address on it?
...just make a try and ask John for advise...I know the answer already

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