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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:42 am
by Zer

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:32 am
by Zer
is that what you get out of a breech delivery?

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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:31 pm
by samplaire
He is a natural born trumpet player.

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:40 pm
by hubird
:lol:

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:44 pm
by hubird
dp

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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:25 am
by Zer
wouldn`t that sound farty?

Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:25 am
by Zer

Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:22 am
by Zer

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:30 am
by Zer
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:56 am
by Zer
Taco Taco Time, White House xxl

Now, we heard this before. But, this is the director’s cut – with no cuts at all. So sit tight and feel good listening to the conversation with the NY painiting service for the last time.

http://www.klubmad.de/get.php?web=klubm ... -41361.mp3

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:21 am
by pseudojazzer
Keep this philosophy in mind the next time you either hear, or are about to repeat a rumour...

In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC) Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance who ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your
students?"

Wait a moment," Socrates replied. "Before you tell me I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test."

Triple filter?" replied the acquaintance!

"That's right," Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my student let's take a moment to filter what you're going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"

No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it and..."

All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what youare about to tell me about my student something good?"

No, on the contrary..."

"So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him, even though you're not certain it's true?"

The man shrugged, a little embarrassed.

Socrates continued. "You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter - the filter of Usefulness.

Is what you want to tell me about my student going to be useful to me?"


"No, not really."
Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me at all?"

The man was defeated and ashamed.

This is the reason Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem... It also explains why he never found out that Plato was banging his wife.
:smile:

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:54 am
by Zer
hilarious!

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:00 am
by garyb
a rumor that your buddy is banging your wife might be of use to you....

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:11 am
by Zer
well without a wife?

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:41 pm
by AudioIrony
Worse still... imagine the rumour was so powerful and so believable. Imagine you exact revenge on your buddy for sleeping with your wife - you kill him . . . then realise you don't actually have a wife.... nor a best friend . . .

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:28 am
by Gordon Gekko
<A HREF="http://perso.orange.fr/bllsheet/drunk_i ... tation.wmv" TARGET="_blank">is this guy drunk or what</A><!-- BBCode u2 End -->

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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:44 pm
by Liquid Len

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:32 am
by Zer
BERLIN. Nach tagelangem Ringen hat sich die Bundesregierung jetzt auf konkrete Hilfsleistungen Deutschlands im Rahmen der UN-Friedensmission für den Libanon verständigt. So werden aufgrund der aktuellen Lage im Lande zunächst Ärzte in den Libanon geschickt, die zusammen mit ihren Kollegen vor Ort Streiks für bessere Bezahlung und Anerkennung von Bereitschaftszeiten organisieren sollen.

Wie dem Libanon jedoch langfristig am besten geholfen werden kann, darüber gehen die Meinungen innerhalb der politischen Parteien nach wie vor weit auseinander. Während Bundesinnenminister Schäuble (CDU) weiterhin auf seinem Vorschlag besteht, im gesamten Südlibanon eine flächendeckende Videoüberwachung einzuführen, will der bayerische Ministerpräsident Stoiber (CSU) zunächst nur Hilfsgüter in die Krisenregion liefern, die für die Bevölkerung vor Ort absolut überlebensnotwendig sind - in erster Linie Bierzelte, Haxenbratereien sowie eine mobile Blaskapelle.

Koalitionspartner SPD setzt beim Thema Libanon-Hilfe offenbar ganz auf Außenminister Steinmeier. Dieser kündigte bei einem Gespräch mit dem libanesischen Premierminister Siniora an, deutsche Experten würden im Libanon binnen eines Jahres das in Deutschland geltende Steuer- und Abgabenrecht einführen. Siniora forderte unmittelbar nach dem Gespräch eine Dringlichkeitssitzung des UN-Sicherheitsrates und drohte damit, notfalls Iran und Syrien zu Hilfe zu holen.

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:16 pm
by Liquid Len
Haiku

A kitty-cat has risen over a waterfall
Danny Partridge erupts over a wild party
Remote control, slashing smurf
The dark blade experience.

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 5:43 pm
by AudioIrony
On 2006-08-22 18:44, Liquid Len wrote:
Hovercrafts full of eels:
:lol: