Please - Hijack this thread

[garyb]

i doubt it...

it's just what they say before they do it.

[Zer]

well...so I probably should get a mormon babe....abut hey...what shall I do with my beer then?

[garyb]

what will you do as a mormon?

mormon girls give it away, but not for free....

you'll be baptising the dead and documenting your entire geneology in no time.

[Zer]

[Gordon Gekko]

this is for you apple lovers:

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/a ... olutionary

yeah, it's quite geekish but still fun

[Zer]

"a giant button" hm...do they mean it for sure or is it some kind of joke?

[Gordon Gekko]

"nothing's more simple than a single giant button"

[garyb]

i like buttons.

[Zer]

Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a £10 note.
When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the £10 note and stuck it to his bum cheek!

Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a £20 note.
She called the guy back, licks the £20 note, and sticks it to his other bum cheek.

In another attempt to impress the rest of us,
my third friend pulls out a £50 note and calls the guy over, and licks the £50 note.
I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately,
she just stuck it to one of his bum cheeks again.
My relief was short-lived.

Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me. Now everyone's attention is focused on me,and the guy is egging me on to try to top the £50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?


The woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his bum, grabbed the eighty quid, and left!!!!

[Micha]

Hope our beloved platform will survive and join the raising empire.

Micha

set interest to zero
it does not matter if empty mailboxes fall off certain islands...

[Zer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?eurl=http% ... hB0h-Pq8l4

[Zer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbittLn8 ... r_embedded

[Zer]

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv6aU28zJf0

[Zer]

[Zer]

[Zer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF3qxtO70Zw

[Zer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DqqwehqcdyOw

[Zer]

http://www.feebs.nl/video/1032b5f55ef0d

[Zer]

[spacef]

The Yorkshire is the definitive proof of darwinism and theory of evolution.
Yes, you wonder with anticipation, where does the Yorkshire comes from: was this dog used to run in packs to attacks mamoth with wild salvagery, how did it survive in the wild, and is it really a hybrid of dog-cat-rat kind of thing... hahaha, not at all.

The Yorkshire used to live like a rodent in english forests, hunting rats and small preys. They became popular in england somewhere before the 16th century.
In that time, its ears were not spiky like now, but round and fell down like any other dog. So the habit was to cut there ears in spike to give them a more noble look, until the yorkshire evolved and come to life with spiky ears. A lot of suffering, the race adapted itself to avoid even more suffering.