Please - Hijack this thread

[Zer]

nice try...correct would have been an ivisible paper, but at least for 50 bucks.

[Zer]

"How many women have you targeted for romance that turned you into a 'friend'? The harder you try, the further away they push you. (..)"
So true...but don`t even think you`re a friend. You are just another appropriate idiot.

[wayne]

[garyb]

the Reaper?
that's not cricket...

[Shroomz~>]

Queeny - "Don't step on the red dot Ishmehl, it's a landmine... come to me"

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[Zer]

DM in the studio http://tinyurl.com/c33ko4

[next to nothing]

http://www.closedzone.com/

[Neutron]

East coast laws:
Massachusetts

It is illegal to give beer to hospital patients.

At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.

Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.

Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.

All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.

Hunting on Sundays is prohibited.

It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.

A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.

Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.

Quakers and witches are banned.

Bullets may not be used as currency.

Massachusetts liquor stores can only open on Sundays if they are in Berkshire, Essex, Franklin, Middlesex or Worcester counties and are within 10 miles of the Vermont or New Hampshire borders.

Naming counties originally is banned. they must be named mostly like English ones.

[garyb]

they don't call it "New England" for nothing...

[Zer]

http://failblog.org/2009/03/09/laundry-win/

[Zer]

[garyb]

you bet.
if you saw what was put into the water, you'd laugh even harder.

[Zer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfKagh02WBc

[garyb]

And I am sure it is the same for coke.

actually, that's how most mass produced beer is currently made, a post mix syrup and carbonated water.....

[garyb]

that's all that's in the one's made from post mix.

never the less, one thing that europeans are good at is protecting the production methods of their finer alchoholic beverages.

[Zer]

Is somebody into murder jobs? I`ll pay 2500 bucks for killing me. Thanx in advance.

[Fluxpod]

Is somebody into murder jobs? I`ll pay 2500 bucks for killing me. Thanx in advance.

Abwrackprämie?

[Zer]

the last I can take. That's urgent and an offer! Somebody may fit the needs.

[Zer]

Love Allies! Please bomb Dresden once again, but this time with german thoroughness.

25000 are a no go - 500 000 are a deal!

[Zer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96dWOEa4Djs