Re: Jesse Ventura
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:28 am
http://www.mydigitalfc.com/news/al-mart ... r-dies-176
A local guy who was the ultimate block of Velveeta died recently who had a disco here and he use to come out and sing in the Gazebo w/ a spotlight, with no announcement. All of a sudden the music would stop and this old cat would come out and try and serenade the women.
We would go there to eat as they had the fattest Pie ( Pizza ) in town. I mean 4 links of Salsiccia ( Sal-Zeet-sa ) Garlic crust, suace from heaven, and enough cheese to smother someone....awesome.
Anyways, he started singing one night and we didn't know he was but realized it was Al Martino ( Johnny Fontaine, Godfather ). Well he started singing to my first wife and getting all romantic and shit, and she started laughing. Well our bassist didn't know who the guy was so he starts pointing and laughing and calling the guy Johnny Dark ( SNL ) and we were asked to leave and couldn't even get a to go box for the Pie......
Hell if our Bassist would have stopped pointing and laughing we could have stayed, but old Al gave him the death stare, snapped his fingers and security immediately were all over us.
That would have been a priceless video...
Hey any Birthdays in the house................................How's your steak ?...........................Hey what town you from..?
Chinga Cunado...
A local guy who was the ultimate block of Velveeta died recently who had a disco here and he use to come out and sing in the Gazebo w/ a spotlight, with no announcement. All of a sudden the music would stop and this old cat would come out and try and serenade the women.
We would go there to eat as they had the fattest Pie ( Pizza ) in town. I mean 4 links of Salsiccia ( Sal-Zeet-sa ) Garlic crust, suace from heaven, and enough cheese to smother someone....awesome.
Anyways, he started singing one night and we didn't know he was but realized it was Al Martino ( Johnny Fontaine, Godfather ). Well he started singing to my first wife and getting all romantic and shit, and she started laughing. Well our bassist didn't know who the guy was so he starts pointing and laughing and calling the guy Johnny Dark ( SNL ) and we were asked to leave and couldn't even get a to go box for the Pie......
Hell if our Bassist would have stopped pointing and laughing we could have stayed, but old Al gave him the death stare, snapped his fingers and security immediately were all over us.
That would have been a priceless video...
Hey any Birthdays in the house................................How's your steak ?...........................Hey what town you from..?
Chinga Cunado...
